Time journey: 1400

Hiro grabbed me and together we traveled to the day of the explosion but since we lost the sword while we were traveling, the whole mission got screwed up and Hiro began whining.

"Oh no! We losta the sword!"

"Calm down Hiro, we'll find it"

"I losta Charlie and now I losta the sword!"

"We'll find it, we just have to travel to where the sword is, cake"

But it really wasn't that easy...Hiro grabbed me again and we traveled to any random year in hope of finding the sword. We ended up in a place with many Mayans and Aztecs. I decided to use my new multilingual phrase book to ask them where the sword was. I walked up to the most normal looking Mayan and asked him.

"Xtactat caca sword?"

"Uterpie chakakakakalaal petiro osa halei halei"

I checked the phrase book to translate what the Indian said.

"We don't know anything of swords"

Without avail, I began getting the same answer over and over again while Hiro was socializing with some Aztecs.

"And then I tell Ando-kun to eat waffles for fatso fatso!"

After asking a few more Mayans, I realized the sword wasn't here and that we were in the wrong century. I ran to get Hiro but he didn't want to leave.

"Hiro, we gotta go"

"Ando-kun I wanna staya"

"We aren't getting separated again Hiro, let's go!"

"No" said Hiro.

So I furiously left the area and began to meditate behind a huge rock. I also told some Indians about the time Hiro came to spend the night at my house and he peed in his boxers and his father, Kaito was furious. All the Indians roared with laughter and they even gave me some gold for telling them funny anecdotes. I told them about the time Hiro ate dog poo when we were small.

"Poo yote Hiro lammf"

And they kept on roaring with laughter. Suddenly, Hiro came to me and told me an ancient shrine told him where the sword was so I said goodbye to the Indians and thanked them for the gold.

"Namaste" I said.

Hiro grabbed me and we traveled to when we hoped the sword would be.

Time journey

Hiro and I have been walking down destroyed New York streets for about 2 hours now so I've decided to stop at a freshly built internet hut to post my new blog. Actually, I have nothing new to say except for the fact that Hiro is obsessing over his new sword and I'm pretty sure he'll start a time journey to prevent this "exploding man". Hang on , I think he's calling me.

"Ando-kun!"

"Hiro?"

"I have an idea, we'll travel in time and prevent this explosion!"

"I don't know..."

"C'mon man!"

I remembered how much time I had to wait for Hiro to come back when he tried to save Charlie and I didn't want to wait so I decided to go with him. I will update as soon as we get back.

-Ando

Freaks and Geeks

I remember a few months ago when Hiro barged into my room one Wednesday morning while I was sleeping. He began screaming and yelling and stomping.

"Ando! Wake up! We're going to be late for Comic Con 2006!!!"

Even though I had been given the day off and I wanted to stay home sleeping, I just couldn't resist that face of his.




He was even wearing a Comic Con 2006 T-shirt and I could tell he had one for me in that bag of his. So I decided to go. It would be a very long trip from Tokyo to San Diego and since we didn't have any money for plane tickets, we decided to ride a ferry which was heading toward California.

The trip was very long! Hiro was very hyperactive during the day and a half we were in that boat. If he wasn't playing Gameboy, he was running around telling people about the past Comic Cons we went to (yes, this isn't the first time he's dragged me into this) and if he wasn't doing that, he was reading X-men issue 143 over and over again. It was insane. When we got to San Diego, Hiro gave me my Comic Con 2006 t-shit and I wore it.

When Hiro wasn't looking, I pulled off my shirt and jumped into some trashcans. He turned at the sound.

"Ando-kun! Are you O-kay?" He helped me up.

"Yes. I am fine. Freaking thugs!" I waved my fist at their hypothetical escape route. "Too bad. They stole my shirt."

"No worry," he said reaching into his backpack, "I bring many. Prepare for mustard stains. Comic Con have good hot dogos!"

But like every other year he had about a dozen more shirts and I couldn't get out of this one. We got to the first panel and he began appearing everywhere like a freakin' super-fast clone.

"Yatta! Hello San Diego!"

I survived through the day until it was finally time to go home. Hiro had managed to buy every issue of 9thwonders! and the first issue of Marvel Civil War. On the way back home, Hiro sat next to me on the boat and told me he had a surprise. I was a bit excited until he took out 2 tickets to Comic Con 2007.

"Don't worry Ando-kun, I'll make sure nobody steals your t-shirto thisa time!"

When will this madness end?