martes, 24 de abril de 2007

Two Hiros, what can be better?

Just when I thought that one Hiro Nakamura would be an annoying life, we go to the future and there's another Hiro Nakamura, just that this one has a goatee and cool cloths.

"You" he said.

"Me?" said the non-cool one.

The future Hiro put his sword away and I was pretty sure he was thinking "The only reason I won't kill my douche self is because I'll die, I mean, it's like bumping old forum threads and people seeing how dumb you were in the past".

After a 20 second fixation into each other's eyes, Hiro glanced around the room and spotted a video game console he had never seen before.

"Is that the rumored veedio gameo console Wii60?" he asked.

Future Hiro sighed.

"I might as well admit you into the Head Quarters, it's been a little solitary since-"

Suddenly, the non-cool Hiro dashed toward the Wii60 and began playing MarioHalo 60. Future Hiro grabbed a controller and joined him.

I went to the kitchen and ate some waffles as I thought what life with 3 Hiros would be like...

miércoles, 18 de abril de 2007

Back to the Present

Hello dear readers. Sorry it's been long since my last post but I we've just had the craziest adventure ever! We're back from our adventure through time and space.

The mission was simple: retrieve Kensei's sword in order to save the world. It all started when Hiro wanted to prevent the explosion but lost the sword in the process. We had to travel through time and look for it. First we went to the year 1400 and met the Mayans and Aztecs. Then, we went to the year 1781 and witnessed the Battle of Yorktown to which Hiro was confused.

"But Ando-kun, what means independence?" asked Hiro.

"Just pass me the popcorn and watch the battle, Sulu" I told him.

After that, we finally found the sword in a dinosaur's mouth when Hiro took us to the dawn of history. But Hiro hadn't had enough, he said there was something we had to prevent. But it was too late. We tried many times but we always failed.

You know, I feel like garbage. I don't have a power and I am a mere sidekick. I am going to visit the New York library and see if I have any heroic ancestors.